It's Friday, I'm in Sk8r Boi Love

Published 12/20/2013 by Rob Meronek

This week's #skaterboifridays is dedicated to the pure white Aryan blood and the teenie boppers on the digital prowl for them.

I literally love greenwich the amount of hot white skater boys I see. Ohhh my!!!
— 'purple (@midzits) December 13, 2013

Wait, so Aryan's welcome, but if you skate, it doesn't matter?

All my love is with the white boys & skater niggas tbh
— Sloochie Surfer (@ShowMeATittie) August 30, 2013

All Aryan's welcome, being a skateboarder is just icing on the white cake.

White boys and skaters, I love you
— val (@v2icy) June 14, 2013

The love is true when you're making a graphic to back your point up. I assume that's a white dude with a really ugly kickflip.

“@Katelyn_belgard: “@savannah_mae123: Yes yes yes yes yes???? pic.twitter.com/TxounOwHL1” cutest white guys ever are skater boys ??” YES.
— Karma?? (@_reckless_love) December 20, 2013

Gawddamn, even the Asian girls are after the master race.

All I want for Xmas is a scrubby white guy, who is a skater #LoveSkaterBoys
— Ming-Ling Mai-Tai? (@clarissa_moisui) December 19, 2013

I don't know what she's saying, but some key words there do come through.

aaaaawh omg komt zo'n jongen op skateboard aan op schoolplein' wieeeh awh hij was zo cute^^ #loveskaterboys.
— Yvonne. - (@xxyvonneeex) April 16, 2013

This girl has her whole race categorized, including how all skaters are apparently white.

5 types of Indians The traditional A+ student Obnoxious pothead/party-er wannabe white sk8r boi I think I'm from the hood thuglife Me
— RoRo (@RowY0urBoat) October 28, 2013

"Slater him up" haha, wow.

esp a skinny white sk8r boi who British. Slater him up wit Nutella+feed him to me :D
— Jason Michael Martin (@WVUGuy29) October 9, 2013

And finally, Bieber better think twice about his recent choice to switch races.

we loved the hair flip & well love u with gray hair. we loved u with the sk8r boy look & now we love nigga Justin! #Beliebers meet us please
— BELIEBERS 4 EVER!!!! (@WewantToMeetU) July 23, 2013

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