This week's #skaterboifridays is dedicated to the pure white Aryan blood and the teenie boppers on the digital prowl for them.
I literally love greenwich the amount of hot white skater boys I see. Ohhh my!!!
— 'purple (@midzits) December 13, 2013Wait, so Aryan's welcome, but if you skate, it doesn't matter?
All my love is with the white boys & skater niggas tbh
— Sloochie Surfer (@ShowMeATittie) August 30, 2013All Aryan's welcome, being a skateboarder is just icing on the white cake.
White boys and skaters, I love you
— val (@v2icy) June 14, 2013The love is true when you're making a graphic to back your point up. I assume that's a white dude with a really ugly kickflip.
“@Katelyn_belgard: “@savannah_mae123: Yes yes yes yes yes???? pic.twitter.com/TxounOwHL1” cutest white guys ever are skater boys ??” YES.
— Karma?? (@_reckless_love) December 20, 2013Gawddamn, even the Asian girls are after the master race.
All I want for Xmas is a scrubby white guy, who is a skater #LoveSkaterBoys
— Ming-Ling Mai-Tai? (@clarissa_moisui) December 19, 2013I don't know what she's saying, but some key words there do come through.
aaaaawh omg komt zo'n jongen op skateboard aan op schoolplein' wieeeh awh hij was zo cute^^ #loveskaterboys.
— Yvonne. - (@xxyvonneeex) April 16, 2013This girl has her whole race categorized, including how all skaters are apparently white.
5 types of Indians
The traditional A+ student
Obnoxious pothead/party-er
wannabe white sk8r boi
I think I'm from the hood thuglife
Me
— RoRo (@RowY0urBoat) October 28, 2013"Slater him up" haha, wow.
esp a skinny white sk8r boi who British. Slater him up wit Nutella+feed him to me :D
— Jason Michael Martin (@WVUGuy29) October 9, 2013And finally, Bieber better think twice about his recent choice to switch races.
we loved the hair flip & well love u with gray hair. we loved u with the sk8r boy look & now we love nigga Justin! #Beliebers meet us please
— BELIEBERS 4 EVER!!!! (@WewantToMeetU) July 23, 2013