Every Friday, I'm trolling the teenie bopper Tweets for silly crap they say about skateboarding, specifically, sk8rboiz. This week, I learned that Justin Bieber is back in his skater phase and some famous actor kid gave it a shot on the wood and wheels. Oh, and people still love Avril. Take a look...
Really, girls are still reciting that? Sorry for getting that song stuck in your head. You can sing it to yourself as you go through the rest of the teenie bopper rants.
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy
— Shizam (@Samsexyo) November 22, 2013Wait, what? What happened to Bieber, he's not a sk8rboi anymore?
I loved the 2011 justin. When he wore those black earrings and beanies and dressed like a skater boy and carried a skateboard everywhere
— Justin Bieber (@avonflow) November 19, 2013You got plenty creepin' on you right now, qurl.
gimme a skater boy
— joanna ? (@joooaaannna) November 22, 2013Sk8rboiz have been making girls cry since the skateboard was invented.
saw a rlly cute boy at the store today and wow I actually wanted to cry bc he was the most perfect skater boy I've seen in my life tbh
— a$ap jaded (@yungsillygirl) November 22, 2013FYI, bitch, skaters own the buzzcut hairstyle, too.
Boys who still have swoopy skater boy hair: buzz your head and join the rest of us in 2013
— Rowan Harrison (@rowbot_) November 20, 2013I wonder if this person has seen Dylan Rieder.
How you doin skater boy? I like your ink pic.twitter.com/17LBPGddhk
— All Things Ink (@AllThingsInk) November 11, 2013Gauges make me wanna puke, just like this Tweet.
a skater boy with gauges damn where u at boo
— babygirl (@danklilnugget) October 23, 2013Apparently, this is someone famous. There are tons of Tweets with this photo. A quick Google hunt finds this.
he looks like that cool punk little skater boy but that doesnt change the fact that theres smiley faces on his shoes pic.twitter.com/GQF4VOMW39
— louis follow me pls? (@halfmoonlouis) October 6, 2013Oops, no worries, Bieber is back in the sk8rboi phase per a million tweets with this photo.
THE SKATER BOY PHASE IS BACK pic.twitter.com/670p24tyXV
— ?Nicole? (@justinspearl) October 1, 2013I had to include one from Avril herself.
#TBT Skater Boi! Making this music video was so much fun!! pic.twitter.com/gh4hrDspId
— Avril Lavigne (@AvrilLavigne) July 11, 2013The virginity awaits you, boys.
Refuse to date till I can have a skater boi
— ems (@theseamangod) June 28, 2013Amazing admission of guilt.
Not saying I’m a ‘skater boi’ but I wear skate clothes and don’t skateboard whatsoever.
— jon sender (@senderblock23) June 22, 2013This is the last thought in my mind every day as I walk out the door to conquer the world.
Today I will mostly be looking like an Asian skater boi... Cap n all!
— Gok Wan (@therealgokwan) May 15, 2013Skate date!
Why is this so perfect to me? :( Can I have my skaterboi now plz? :c can we long board together plz :c pic.twitter.com/RzMcAAIvVj
— ?In N Out Queen? (@ashleyyedid) May 2, 2013More virginity awaits.
srsly, a greaser or skater.. are the only dudes I'd date. They're hot.
— Kevin Gnapoor (@bbyzelle) November 21, 2013It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Refuse to date till I can have a skater boi
— ems (@theseamangod) June 28, 2013
