#skaterboifridays - 140 Character Gems From the Teenie Bopperz

More 140 character gems from the longing female hearts of teenage rage...

So there, Hayley sets it straight with regards to which location can get what out of Bieber. Shirtless wins.

If Miami brings out inner white boy Justin Australia brings out shirtless, hot, skater Justin so there

— Hayley (@kidfromCanada_) January 23, 2014

Let's stay on this shirtless theme. Chanelle's mum knows what's up. Ladies are on the prowl young and old, boys.

Mum saw shirtless boys skating down the road and went "oooooooooo chanelle look!!! Shirtless skater boys!! How sexy" she gets me

— Chanelle ? (@chanellecassidy) January 22, 2014

And that's why you're on #skaterboifridays, qurl.

I still think skaters are hawt

— Jennifer Pulido (@jennnnni_) January 8, 2014

Polite and to the point. That's the kind of girl you need.

I want a skater boy. Please.

— Princess Valyntina (@princessvalyn) January 24, 2014

You find one by using the #skaterboifridays hashtag.

I want a skater boy but also like an indie rocker but he's sophisticated and dorky and he needs to be funny so where do I find this

— M E G H A N (@shitbritchez) January 24, 2014

Sk8rboi prostitution is your fallback when that pro career doesn't work out.

I want to buy a Skater Boy??

— Snow Baldocchi (@snow_baldocchi) January 23, 2014

Ya'll ok being the side ho to the baseball boyfriend?

I want a bad boy but also a skater boy but then i also want a baseball boy as a boyfriend

— TYSM CODY (@BiebsVictim) January 23, 2014

While I'm looking around for these silly skater boy Tweets, sometimes I find things that just make me wanne puke.

I want Avril Lavigne to make a remix of Skater Boy about a boy who scooters and call it Scooter Boy

— Reilly Kate (@ReillyKKincaid) January 22, 2014

So all teenie boppers want their life to be a Disney movie.

I want a cute skater boy to show up in my treehouse w the crown from the school dance and be all cute and plush

— kt (@katieeeee21) January 22, 2014

We're so cunning and mysterious when we push off into the dense fog like that.

How me and @MollyNialler spend are nights we want a skater boy???????? pic.twitter.com/TbEsJfjCdJ

— Lib (@libby_neary) January 20, 2014

Damn, people rolling on those are being called skater boys, too? We're losing the skateboard cool battle, ya'll.

he's so hot i want a bad skater boy like him with tats to be my boyfriend pls pic.twitter.com/ljqewnxiTR

— sharifah (@narrystorso) January 6, 2014

That's right, help those lost ladies out.

If youre a girl & hate skaters youre definitely missing something in your life idk whats wrong with you

— ? (@SerenaaSvedka) September 7, 2013

Qurl needs a skateboard sugar daddy.

I love skaters i would date one if they werent so broke lmao

— rudegal (@IMyinny) January 23, 2014

Another note to yourself: maybe stop wearing the Vans shirt and beanie.

I am so internally f'd up from my last relationship. Note to self: Don't date asshole egotistical skaters.

— Daryn Alekzandria (@DarynAlekzandra) January 21, 2014

Until next week...

Just met a skater boi and definitely didnt want to see yeah later boi. Come back! My teenage heart is crying. #skaterboi

— Štephanie (@Cr0ssmyhearrt) October 5, 2012