Is the love affair cooling off? I'm having some trouble this week digging up some teenie bopper love for the wood. Justin Bieber, do something!

I bet you named your dog Mall Grab.

If you're in love with yourself, hook this girl up with a favorite.

The new definition of radical hardcore.

Some keep it simple.

Some have a long list. Stick with the simple ones.

I feel ya, man. I would be Tweeting the same thing if I was in junior high right now.

You'll have to reenact this photo to date her.

They like 'em young, boys.