Another Friday, another trolling of the teenie bopper coos for your attention, sk8r boi.

Put your hands by my hawt fire, qurl.

They're out there, boys.

That'll get the boiz lined up for dates.

Don't lie, you know it and it's stuck in your head right now.

Pharell didn't cut it for you?

Okay, some of these girls know what's up. Tweeting a mall grabber here.

You got this.

You know what jams to put on if you get a date with Sweet Carolina Belle!

Poor woman lost her edge and got all mom'd out.