It's that time of the week again where I recap the undying love of sk8rboiz in 140 characters or less.

FYI everyone LOOKS like skateboarders these days. We used to call them "posers."

You think? You KNOW.

Huh? Something's going on with sk8r boi luv on the Ellen Show.

We call that kind "longboarders."

You like the agressive types?

Well thanks for nothing, bitch.

Puke.

Even the gay dudes love them sk8rboiz.

Yeah you flip da script on 'em, qurl!