This week's #skaterboifridays is littered with Christmas wishes for sk8r boiz and New Years Resolutions to get us kidnapped. Troll the teenie bopper Tweets below and give these qurls a shout if you're on their level.
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Itz like, towtalie kray how qurls kno ex actly wut kind of hawt sk8rboi thay need.I want a boyfriend with blue eyes and light brown short skater hair . Like a white or mixed boy .
— Mexerican (; ??? (@TooCuteeBoo) January 3, 20142:
These are the ones of you that quit skating.all the skater dudes i thought were soooo hot when i was like 16 didnt age very well
— Mega (@meghannthegiant) January 3, 20143:
Hit her up and tell her they're all right here.Where are all the hot skater bad boys at? ??
— Raven (@ravenloporto) January 3, 20144:
I'll stay away from the X rated sk8rboi Tweets, but here's a small sample.I ONCE BLEW A GUY JUST BC HE WAS A HOT SKATER
— kinky (@666taehyung) January 2, 20145:
The new skateboarder stereotype: Nikes and high socks.HE LOOKS LIKE A HOT SKATER WITH HIS NIKES AND HIGH SOCKS IM PUKING pic.twitter.com/kBIGKMhn6w
— Katherine (@lustafterluke) January 2, 20146:
Geez, even the teen novels these days are 'bout it.me whenever I see hot skater guys. pic.twitter.com/lm48Eg5D6y
— olivia ng? (@BrownEyedBear_) January 2, 20147:
Dammit, Jim Greco is runing everything.i want a punk punk skater boy but i hate makeup f--k
— ali (@vvhateverali) December 31, 20138:
Preety sure this is a dude Tweeting this?Forget the cowboys and knights in shining armour. I want my skater boy in skinny jeans and a dc shirt
— Jedrus Mercado (@lijapuxyfip) December 29, 20139:
Me too, qurl!!! I got one, his name is Alvis!When I have a baby I want it to be a little boy so he can be a little skater kid. :p
— Sierra Nabors (@Rerrahh) December 29, 201310:
Wow, damn this girls has her whole life planned out with a sk8rboi. All that's missing is long walks on the beach.want a nice skater boy who like the green thing about earth solar and plants. The beach and sunny sun sun!! And great with kids and animals
— Lea L1L Navarro (@twystedlywykyd1) December 31, 201311:
Shout it from the rooftops in caps for real impact.I JUST WANT TO DATE A SKATER BOY THATS!!! ALL!!!!!!!
— marissa? (@bringmethexluke) January 1, 201412:
These days, I bet Santa skates.I just want a skater boy but obviously Santa didn't get the memo
— Lil Red Wolf (@yeseniuh) December 30, 201313:
Oh, I feelz, qurl, I feelzi want a cute boy with typical skater boy with brunette hair hair style ya feelz or nah
— ?mariapia? (@tr0picalscum) December 30, 201314:
Nice ambitions for 2014. Happy new year, ya'll!i just want a cute boy with skater hair and good music taste to love me plz 2014
— natalie (@dreamalttldream) January 3, 201415:
I got the duct tape and rope for you!Goal for 2014: get a real boyfriend aka kidnap a hot skater guy and hold him hostage in my room
— kitten (@mee000ww) January 2, 2014
