15 Teenie Bopperz Salivating for Your Sk8r Boi Loins

Posted by Rob Meronek on Friday, January 3, 2014

This week's #skaterboifridays is littered with Christmas wishes for sk8r boiz and New Years Resolutions to get us kidnapped. Troll the teenie bopper Tweets below and give these qurls a shout if you're on their level.

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Itz like, towtalie kray how qurls kno ex actly wut kind of hawt sk8rboi thay need.

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These are the ones of you that quit skating.

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Hit her up and tell her they're all right here.

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I'll stay away from the X rated sk8rboi Tweets, but here's a small sample.

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The new skateboarder stereotype: Nikes and high socks.

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Geez, even the teen novels these days are 'bout it.

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Dammit, Jim Greco is runing everything.

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Preety sure this is a dude Tweeting this?

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Me too, qurl!!! I got one, his name is Alvis!

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Wow, damn this girls has her whole life planned out with a sk8rboi. All that's missing is long walks on the beach.

11:

Shout it from the rooftops in caps for real impact.

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These days, I bet Santa skates.

13:

Oh, I feelz, qurl, I feelz

14:

Nice ambitions for 2014. Happy new year, ya'll!

15:

I got the duct tape and rope for you!