This week's #skaterboifridays is littered with Christmas wishes for sk8r boiz and New Years Resolutions to get us kidnapped. Troll the teenie bopper Tweets below and give these qurls a shout if you're on their level.
1:Itz like, towtalie kray how qurls kno ex actly wut kind of hawt sk8rboi thay need.
I want a boyfriend with blue eyes and light brown short skater hair . Like a white or mixed boy .— Mexerican (; ??? (@TooCuteeBoo) January 3, 2014
2:These are the ones of you that quit skating.
all the skater dudes i thought were soooo hot when i was like 16 didnt age very well— Mega (@meghannthegiant) January 3, 2014
3:Hit her up and tell her they're all right here.
Where are all the hot skater bad boys at? ??— Raven (@ravenloporto) January 3, 2014
4:I'll stay away from the X rated sk8rboi Tweets, but here's a small sample.
I ONCE BLEW A GUY JUST BC HE WAS A HOT SKATER— kinky (@666taehyung) January 2, 2014
5:The new skateboarder stereotype: Nikes and high socks.
HE LOOKS LIKE A HOT SKATER WITH HIS NIKES AND HIGH SOCKS IM PUKING pic.twitter.com/kBIGKMhn6w— Katherine (@lustafterluke) January 2, 2014
6:Geez, even the teen novels these days are 'bout it.
me whenever I see hot skater guys. pic.twitter.com/lm48Eg5D6y— olivia ng? (@BrownEyedBear_) January 2, 2014
7:Dammit, Jim Greco is runing everything.
i want a punk punk skater boy but i hate makeup f--k— ali (@vvhateverali) December 31, 2013
8:Preety sure this is a dude Tweeting this?
Forget the cowboys and knights in shining armour. I want my skater boy in skinny jeans and a dc shirt— Jedrus Mercado (@lijapuxyfip) December 29, 2013
9:Me too, qurl!!! I got one, his name is Alvis!
When I have a baby I want it to be a little boy so he can be a little skater kid. :p— Sierra Nabors (@Rerrahh) December 29, 2013
10:Wow, damn this girls has her whole life planned out with a sk8rboi. All that's missing is long walks on the beach.
want a nice skater boy who like the green thing about earth solar and plants. The beach and sunny sun sun!! And great with kids and animals— Lea L1L Navarro (@twystedlywykyd1) December 31, 2013
11:Shout it from the rooftops in caps for real impact.
I JUST WANT TO DATE A SKATER BOY THATS!!! ALL!!!!!!!— marissa? (@bringmethexluke) January 1, 2014
12:These days, I bet Santa skates.
I just want a skater boy but obviously Santa didn't get the memo— Lil Red Wolf (@yeseniuh) December 30, 2013
13:Oh, I feelz, qurl, I feelz
i want a cute boy with typical skater boy with brunette hair hair style ya feelz or nah— ?mariapia? (@tr0picalscum) December 30, 2013
14:Nice ambitions for 2014. Happy new year, ya'll!
i just want a cute boy with skater hair and good music taste to love me plz 2014— natalie (@dreamalttldream) January 3, 2014
15:I got the duct tape and rope for you!
Goal for 2014: get a real boyfriend aka kidnap a hot skater guy and hold him hostage in my room— kitten (@mee000ww) January 2, 2014