It's Friday, I'm in Sk8r Boi Love
Published 12/6/2013 by Rob Meronek
The teenage loins are still on fire this week. I've got a few select ones for you as usual here.
I went back a bit for this one from back in August. I wonder if any hawt skaters have got with it since then.
Skaters r hawt af
— ESA GREEN EYES :. (@_hypn0tize) August 7, 2013
Now we're getting grouped with soccer players. Maybe they'll make soccer an "action sport."
Idk why but am in love with skaters an soccer players #mtvstars Justin Bieber
— #ChangeMe (@Drewsbr0wnie) December 1, 2013
Let me clear up some stereotypes. The only skaters on drugs are the ones that push with their front foot.
Flipping sh!t because some hawt skater druggy just liked my picture.
— S A 5 M (@sammietheweirdo) November 26, 2013
They callin' ya'll!
hawt sk8r boyz holla at yo gurl ??
— Kaitlyn (@itzkaitlynlee) December 1, 2013
Wow, so it's not just fat pile out dudes who quit skating, sometimes the teenie boppers quit loving them???
I use to ONLY date skaters, lol.
— Lu. (@MarthaWeez) December 2, 2013
Another connection between soccer players and skaters?
sorry, i only date soccer players or skaters that are 5'10 or taller ??
— queen (@elizamethb) December 1, 2013
Strike while the iron's hot, boys.
Skater boys have always been my one weakness
— becca (@remixbiebers) December 2, 2013
They'll be shopping at The Boardr soon, still listening to rap. Yeah qurl, you got us all figured out.
skater boys in the 90's usually listened to punk music and wore baggy jeans and now they all listen to rap and shop at zumiez lol
— maddie (@arcticfunkys) December 2, 2013
You hear that, it's physically impossible for us to be unattractive. Teenie boppers thank you for going shirtless at the local skate park, Bieber.
Skater boys are never be unattractive pic.twitter.com/WJ3A6jrAlY
— Justin Bieber (@MrsRauhlSwag) December 1, 2013
Ya'll please Tweet to this girl.
what happened to all the chill ass skater boys
— Jewlia (@Pacheco_Juliaaa) December 2, 2013
Yes!
I'm thankful for drugs and little skater bois
— Cunt (@Cokeis4kids) November 28, 2013
Another request for the Arian brotherhood.
I want a boyfriend that's Caucasian ?????? clean cut skater boy type tho
— ?The Trillest? (@doobie06) July 22, 2013
Is this the first time in history a girl incorrectly blamed her period?
My guy friend cut his hair and I cried bc he doesn't have cute skater hair I blame my period
— gracie ??? (@ziallcocoa) December 3, 2013
Tell mom to chill!
mom: u look stupid cut ur hair
brother: im a skater *flips hair
— wild flower child? (@OhhhIts_Maria) December 2, 2013
Someone send this girl to the contest this weekend.
hawt sk8r boyz holla at yo gurl ??
— Kaitlyn (@itzkaitlynlee) December 1, 2013
The stalker status of a lot of these girls is unreal
HAWT SKATERS IN THE PARKING LOT?????? SOMEONE BREATHE FOR ME pic.twitter.com/oSHQpEZ5DP
— ?ca???? (@midnitememoriez) October 23, 2013
This girl just woke up.
Skaters are hot till you date one, then you realize that they have some freaky weird obsession for a plank of wood and youre like "the f@#k"
— Hannah Kinnett (@hannah_kinnett) December 4, 2013
For some reason, the general teenie bopper public associates us with beanies.
Reasons to date skaters.
Beanies.
The hair
The shoes
The pants
Did I say the hair with the beanie ??
— Lauren (@Lauren12144) December 3, 2013
Make your plans for the weekend right here, ya'll.
Attention skaters I want to date yall!
— Basic Becky (@jaaxxxie) December 2, 2013
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