I was recently in San Francisco in the Haight Street neighborhood which led to the idea of catering to the homeless skateboarder. These days, homeless certainly doesn't mean poor, as we find more and more of our friends choosing to live this way. We got you with these goods to keep you tight on the streets whether you're skating or living or both.
1: Creature Spirit Shroud Fleece Blanket, Color: Black
Of course, you need to keep warm, and a wrap like the Creature Spirit Shroud Fleece Blanket is going to keep you correct on the streets.
Buy Now: $42.00
2: Diamond Brilliant Flask, Color: Black
Sip your sauce by the barrel fire in this Diamond Brilliant Flask.
Buy Now: $40.00
3: The Official Brand Ruff And Ready Bucket Hat, Color: Brown
For proper street survival, you need a lid called the Ruff And Ready Bucket Hat. Official, welcome to The Boardr Store.
Buy Now: $32.00
4: HUF HUF X Thrasher Nunchaku, Color: Black
When your fellow street bums creep, make them get their own Creature blanket with these HUF X Thrasher Nunchaku to scare them off.
Buy Now: $40.00
5: HUF Butterfly Bottle Opener, Color: Silver
When your cardboard sign that says, "I just need a beer" actually works, frighten your donator by whipping out the HUF Butterfly Bottle Opener for a cheap thrill.
Buy Now: $28.00
6: Upper Cut Deluxe Goat's Milk Soap
If you want to feel unhomeless for a brief period, use Upper Cut Deluxe Goat's Milk Soap in the fountain.
Buy Now: $5.00
7: Welcome Wolfgod On Wormtail Deck, Color: Teal, Black Fade
It seems like everyone's pushing a Welcome deck these days, whether you have an address or not. The Welcome Wolfgod On Wormtail Deck might resemble what you look like after being homeless for a month or so. Consider it your pro model.
Buy Now: $50.00
8: Bohnam Conquest Solar USB Charger, Color: Camo
All those trust fund bums in SF got all the latest gadgets and you should, too. Keep them charged with one of the last remaining free things on Earth: sunlight. The Bohnam Conquest Solar USB Charger will keep you connected so you can buy all this gear at The Boardr Store with $1 shipping. Wait, where do we ship it to? Damn. By the time you read this, someone will have already figured out how to bottle sunlight and charge two bucks for it anyway. Thanks for shopping with us at The Boardr Store.
Buy Now: $35.00
