15 Teenie Bopperz Salivating for Your Sk8r Boi Loins

This week's #skaterboifridays is littered with Christmas wishes for sk8r boiz and New Years Resolutions to get us kidnapped. Troll the teenie bopper Tweets below and give these qurls a shout if you're on their level.

1:

Itz like, towtalie kray how qurls kno ex actly wut kind of hawt sk8rboi thay need.

I want a boyfriend with blue eyes and light brown short skater hair . Like a white or mixed boy .

— Mexerican (; ??? (@TooCuteeBoo) January 3, 2014

2:

These are the ones of you that quit skating.

all the skater dudes i thought were soooo hot when i was like 16 didnt age very well

— Mega (@meghannthegiant) January 3, 2014

3:

Hit her up and tell her they're all right here.

Where are all the hot skater bad boys at? ??

— Raven (@ravenloporto) January 3, 2014

4:

I'll stay away from the X rated sk8rboi Tweets, but here's a small sample.

I ONCE BLEW A GUY JUST BC HE WAS A HOT SKATER

— kinky (@666taehyung) January 2, 2014

5:

The new skateboarder stereotype: Nikes and high socks.

HE LOOKS LIKE A HOT SKATER WITH HIS NIKES AND HIGH SOCKS IM PUKING pic.twitter.com/kBIGKMhn6w

— Katherine (@lustafterluke) January 2, 2014

6:

Geez, even the teen novels these days are 'bout it.

me whenever I see hot skater guys. pic.twitter.com/lm48Eg5D6y

— olivia ng? (@BrownEyedBear_) January 2, 2014

7:

Dammit, Jim Greco is runing everything.

i want a punk punk skater boy but i hate makeup f--k

— ali (@vvhateverali) December 31, 2013

8:

Preety sure this is a dude Tweeting this?

Forget the cowboys and knights in shining armour. I want my skater boy in skinny jeans and a dc shirt

— Jedrus Mercado (@lijapuxyfip) December 29, 2013

9:

Me too, qurl!!! I got one, his name is Alvis!

When I have a baby I want it to be a little boy so he can be a little skater kid. :p

— Sierra Nabors (@Rerrahh) December 29, 2013

10:

Wow, damn this girls has her whole life planned out with a sk8rboi. All that's missing is long walks on the beach.

want a nice skater boy who like the green thing about earth solar and plants. The beach and sunny sun sun!! And great with kids and animals

— Lea L1L Navarro (@twystedlywykyd1) December 31, 2013

11:

Shout it from the rooftops in caps for real impact.

I JUST WANT TO DATE A SKATER BOY THATS!!! ALL!!!!!!!

— marissa? (@bringmethexluke) January 1, 2014

12:

These days, I bet Santa skates.

I just want a skater boy but obviously Santa didn't get the memo

— Lil Red Wolf (@yeseniuh) December 30, 2013

13:

Oh, I feelz, qurl, I feelz

i want a cute boy with typical skater boy with brunette hair hair style ya feelz or nah

— ?mariapia? (@tr0picalscum) December 30, 2013

14:

Nice ambitions for 2014. Happy new year, ya'll!

i just want a cute boy with skater hair and good music taste to love me plz 2014

— natalie (@dreamalttldream) January 3, 2014

15:

I got the duct tape and rope for you!

Goal for 2014: get a real boyfriend aka kidnap a hot skater guy and hold him hostage in my room

— kitten (@mee000ww) January 2, 2014